Righteous Encore - The dumbest RP there ever will be!

Plot? NOT WELL THOUGHT OUT
Premise? KINDA STUPID
Prospect? NOT VERY SUCCESSFUL
Posted? CHECK
Final grade - One out of four. 25%. F. F for ******* FANTASTIC. Because this RP has something no other RP has - and I'll give you three guesses!
No, it's not intelligence!
No, it's not originality!
No, it's not that bad! (spoiler - it is)
No other RP has NEARLY AS MUCH SWEET JUICY WORDPLAY. Bam, redeemed. Redeemed like a cheap token at a cheaper booth at the cheapest carnival you ever did regret going to. BUT YOU WON'T REGRET THIS RP!* You may now recover your agape jaws from the saliva-encrusted floor because this RP is going to involve some serious jawplay! Of the talking and general jawcrobatics variety!
*not actually true
But first, a news clipping I just fished out of the recycling.

The Daily Doily wrote:

BREAKING – nay, downright SHATTERING NEWS

Just when the apocalypse is upon is and all hope is lost, all hope is not lost! (Seriously guys the apocalypse is still upon us though. Turn to page seven for more.)

THE MASTERS OF MELODY
THE HEROES OF HARMONY
THE GOONS OF TUNES
THE HIGH COLLECTIVE OF FESTIVE
THE CHIEF TRIBE OF SWEET VIBE
THE COMPANY OF MP3
THE PANTHEON OF TURN ME ON
THE ARISTOCRATIC CROWD OF CHARISMATICALLY LOUD

That’s right readers, the new gods have arrived – and they’re ready to rock, roll, and not much else! Be it to unite humanity, exterminate it, or just play a little night music, the deities are here to stay! You might even call them stayities HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWhose movement will YOU lend your voice to? The High King of Hip Hop? The Archduke of Acapella? The Sultan of Swing? The Squire of Choir? The Baron of Baritone? The Prince of Punk? The Duchess of Dubstep? The Dalai Lama of... um... The Eclectic Tsar of Electric Guitar? The Eclectic Tsarina of Electronica? The Divine Muse of Rhythm and Blues?

WHO ARE THESE MYSTERIOUS MUSICAL MONARCHS? WHERE DID THEY COME FROM? WHAT DO THEY WANT WITH HUMANITY? WHAT IS A CHARACTER SHEET? WHY DID MY WIFE LEAVE ME? THESE QUESTIONS TO BE ANSWERED BELOW! ALL OF THEM please

Title: The [title] of [genre , instrument, or other term] – and they have to either begin with the same sound or rhyme. This is classy, darmit.
Goals: Kill all humans? Kill just the human musicians? Promote a genre? Destroy instruments? Create instruments? Unify the planet? Spread the word? Free music for all? Need about tree-fitteh?
Followers: A civilized mass? A cultist group of bandits? A laid-back congregation?
Misc: Optional additional info – Appearance? Behavior? Weaponstrument of choice?

MoonlightDreams
Title: The Sylph of Symphonimetal,
Goals: To bring what delectable treats symphonic metal has to offer, plus trying to pick a few new followers.
Following: A medium-sized group of very devoted people who like the sound (though this doesn't necessarily run into fanboyism).
Misc. Slim and graceful like a Sylph should be, and in combat uses fire attacks. Has an instrument that doubles as both an electric guitar and an entire string section.

Now go wash those floors and place an order for thirty-two extra teeth because you are going to be dropping that jaw a whole lot more and we wouldn't want those pretty little teeth of yours to get all floor-y, would we? NO because you didn't pay for those replacement teeth and if you don't gawk at every stinking opportunity I will get the manuplaqueturers to press THEFT CHARGES.

And where are you going to get money to pay for that? Nowhere, that's where. Nowhere is where you live. It's a dump, and not just any dump - imagine if Planet Earth ran out of dumps to stuff their garbage into. The most practical solution would be to take all of the landfills and bury them all in a bigger landfill so humanity can live to litter another day - and that's exactly what happened.

Eighty-six times.

So welcome to Nowhere, where it is physically impossible to litter because the whole place is just garbage so it's considered construction work, and now you have some idea why the new gods are such a big deal! It's gonna be sweet man I am PUMPED LIKE A SUPERSOAKER. What are you waiting for? Pick a deity and start blindly obeying their will!

ANY QUESTIONS?

It's so ridiculous but I think I like it

I will now depart this forum.

Forever.

Hey now, this place hasn't been active lately and I thought we could use something fun x3 Not like there are no more literate RPs here. It's just that people haven't posted in them as much.

And school is starting or about to start, so things will be slow for a bit longer yet.

This sounds so crazy it's awesome. I'll probably join.

The X of Symphonimetal... hehe, that's not even a word.

Words? Words are arbitrary constraints set in place by those unforgiving Deities of Diction!

If it's not a word then by golly you make it a word! >:3 /rant

Hmmm...

Sylph maybe? o:

This is absolutely horrendously ridiculous.

I love it.

Will there be fusion genre demigods?

That's actually not a bad idea. Why not? :3

While I did (and do) have an idea for RP, it was 1) silly and zany, much like this, and 2) an 'avatar' RP, like Selfstuck. Seeing that the two have beaten me to the punch, I'd figure I'd join one of them, and after comparing the amount of effort I would have to put into each, I am deciding on this one. Oh yeah and Mata's writing style, which comes off as more mature than many narratives in books I've read.

I think I will choose the genres of Smooth Jazz and BOMBASTIC ORCHESTRAL. Unfortunately, it should be mentioned that my computer has finally downgraded from simply laggy with lots of unexpected shut-downs to now requiring a ton of repairs; I am confounded to my iPod now. Therefore, many posts will end up shorter than I like.

Awww... Thanks man :3 And sorry for stealing your idea.

Don't worry about post length; so long as it's well-written, it'll be fine!

SO it's like *Title* of *Genre*, right?

I want to be the Sultan of Swing. We might be twins.

Eo wrote:

I want to be the Sultan of Swing. We might be twins.

Way on down south Londontown?

Title: The Sylph of Symphonimetal
Goals: To bring what delectable treats symphonic metal has to offer, plus trying to pick a few new followers.
Following: A medium-sized group of very devoted people who like the sound (though this doesn't necessarily run into fanboyism).
Misc. Slim and graceful like a Sylph should be, and in combat uses fire attacks. Has an instrument that doubles as both an electric guitar and an entire string section.

The Pathonomy of Punk!

I really don't want to change Bombastic Orchestral to Bombastic Classical, as it would seem a little broad, but it seems there are next to no titles beginning with O... But if I had to change it, I can easily settle with The Baleful Kaiser of Bombastic Classical.

Oh yeah, and I've also decided on the other title of The Sly Gentleman of Smooth Jazz.

Prince of Punk, perhaps?

Bombasticio wrote:

I really don't want to change Bombastic Orchestral to Bombastic Classical, as it would seem a little broad, but it seems there are next to no titles beginning with O....

Overlord?

This is great.

Accepted, Moon!

V wrote:

SO it's like *Title* of *Genre*, right?

Right-o :3

Bombasticio wrote:

I really don't want to change Bombastic Orchestral to Bombastic Classical, as it would seem a little broad, but it seems there are next to no titles beginning with O...

Orchestrator? o:



And yes someone needs to be the Sultan of Swing. It is a necessity.

I can't decide between Rex of Rock or Count of Country. X3

I like Count of Country >U<

Heh. I'm trying to think of more titles.

MoonlightDreams wrote:

Bombasticio wrote:

I really don't want to change Bombastic Orchestral to Bombastic Classical, as it would seem a little broad, but it seems there are next to no titles beginning with O....

Overlord?

... How have I not thought of that? Thank you.