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 Hot damn, the dead are among us. :O

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PostSubject: Hot damn, the dead are among us. :O   Tue 29 May 2012, 7:09 am

http://www.examiner.com/article/police-shoot-naked-cannibal-during-zombie-attack-miami

This happened on May 26, 2012. A naked man was found eating another man's face and when shot at, didn't respond until around half a dozen shots had been fired, killing him. The officer reported that the man growled at him before returning to it's, ahem, "meal".

Oh yeah. And this happened last month on April 17, 2012 (My birthday! :D)

Shit's going down. They say it was the result of a form of LSD called "bath salts", but would such a thing really cause two men to take off all of their clothes and try (and succeed in one case) to bite a person. Is this the beginning our zombie apocalypse?

(Psst, meant to put this in GD, but whatever it probably goes best here)

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PostSubject: Re: Hot damn, the dead are among us. :O   Tue 29 May 2012, 7:55 am

It's been on 4chan for a while... Stock your homes.

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PostSubject: Re: Hot damn, the dead are among us. :O   Tue 29 May 2012, 8:22 am

Ew 4chan gross.

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PostSubject: Re: Hot damn, the dead are among us. :O   Tue 29 May 2012, 9:52 am

It would make them really hot and make them take off their clothes, and Miami Florida is hot as it is. Some other drugs may have been involved, or a doctored up remedy that someone made that had them suffer some hallucinations that caused them to have a psychotic breakdown. Apparently, this is the second time it has happened, the first time being only 11 miles away (also eating faces whilst naked). I don't doubt a bad batch has been made and sold off to people.

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PostSubject: Re: Hot damn, the dead are among us. :O   Tue 29 May 2012, 10:04 am

Shhhh Patches, go with the less likely answer which in this case is zombies.

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PostSubject: Re: Hot damn, the dead are among us. :O   Tue 29 May 2012, 10:27 am

If a bad trip can convince a guy he's an orange: why not cannibalism is cool?

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PostSubject: Re: Hot damn, the dead are among us. :O   Tue 29 May 2012, 1:52 pm

I was worried about a zombie attack until I saw it was Miami. That's an everyday thing for them.

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PostSubject: Re: Hot damn, the dead are among us. :O   Tue 29 May 2012, 8:38 pm

I think the drugs are a cover up.

The zombies are among us.

However, this isn't the first time a zombie incident has cropped up. I remember seeing something a while ago about a disease or virus or something that had infected some people and caused them to be agressive towards people. This was a year or so ago though so I think if it was an issue we'd have known about it by now. "OH GOD ZOMBIES HAVE INVADED CHINA!!!!"

I don't suspect that zombies rising from the ground is possible, but I do think that a human strain of Rabies would be possible. Something to make people attack other people.

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PostSubject: Re: Hot damn, the dead are among us. :O   Wed 30 May 2012, 6:16 pm

Like Rage Virus.

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PostSubject: Re: Hot damn, the dead are among us. :O   Thu 07 Jun 2012, 10:56 pm

I am actually kind of scared at this point that there might be some kind of zombie invasion cropping up. A few months ago I read in the newspaper that some guy killed his wife and ate part of her arm. Granted, they did say he was mentally degenerative...

And recently I've been seeing more stories about mutilated people and stuffs. If I was dumber, I'd really think this may be the end.

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PostSubject: Re: Hot damn, the dead are among us. :O   Thu 07 Jun 2012, 10:57 pm

Mental Degeneration... BECAUSE OF ZOMBIE PARASITES.

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