Selfstuck : Taking a surgical knife to the dead horse of Havenseized

GLACIERS

FUCKING GLACIERS

Right then. So back onto the game's issue/villain/penguin.

Ignore penguin.

i will not ignore penguin

Guys, please, I do actually want your ideas here, because I don't have any, and if you know about the villain you can properly write for it. Before we didn't know important plot stuff and therefor would make a lot of inconsistencies/have certain people running around trying to be the Big Bad when we already had four or something. I want all of you trying to help with brainstorming on the villain/issue so we don't have that.

Also, probably going to ask for a move on this soon, given it's pretty much an OOC now.

I want to help with coming up with a big bad. Give me some time to think on it though.

So I'm going to post this up here for discussion, since it's not really that fleshed out of an idea and it needs building. And yes, this is totally a ripoff of Legs and Felix Blanc, but.

So there's this guy, who we'll name Louis. Louis Blanc, because it parallels Noir and not at all because he's a character ripoff. And let it be said that this name is very open to change. So he has Jack Noir's job, on Prospit (or something less completely against canon) and he gets fired, and due to very surprisingly strict laws of some sort he gets deported. He goes to Derse, and after cracking, just an itty bitty bit, he decides to make a gang of some sort. Wow this doesn't look like anything you've ever seen before, not at all.

But so this is before all of SBURB happens. Louis is well-versed in Incipisphere lore, having been the third-most-powerful Prospitian. He knows that the rings and scepters will be important. So he takes them. Can't be too difficult for a small gang to sneak in to those huge, mostly unguarded palaces, and cut off a finger or two from the queen. Even easier to kill the kings, before they're prototyped. They're just heavies with a staff and robes.

At this point, something happens. I don't have any idea how, but they all end up reentering the session to screw more stuff up. And as some point Louis makes himself the First Guardian of Earth. Possibly before or after a Heel Face Turn that may or may not exist.

But here you go. There's no reasoning behind it, although Jack Noir had less,

I think that could work. Also I have no alternative suggestions. :3

This sounds pretty promising. And it could work, using the meteors and the appearifying tech.

That being said, if Blanc did use a meteor, he wouldn't be able to fight the kids in the incipisphere, and would appear on earth before SBURB, meaning he'd just kill them then and BLUH PARADOXESSSSSSS.

Like the concept though.

I am willing to help with brain storming ideas. Jack ain't the only badie. We also have Doc Scratch and Lord English. And of course the mini terror that is Callibody.

That was my one problem, YYB. I couldn't figure out why they'd do it.

Possibly to ensure the existence of a session, but still with the intent of guiding the kids to a failure, and failing that, a physical confrontation. Four sprites would be difficult to beat. Four sprites with the royal artifacts prototyping themselves upon themselves would be worse.

What would prototyping the queen's ring do, anyway.

@GM: Fractal error.

@Alex: Unsure if you mean symbolic, because we certainly wouldn't steal the good Doctor and Lord, or Cali-whatever.

Of course I do! Think of them as like different roles to play as. We need a few badasses to take their place.

Problem being the OP said no cherubs.

And why can't we be creative and make our villains entirely un canon but still plausible?

тєχ wrote:

Problem being the OP said no cherubs.

And why can't we be creative and make our villains entirely un canon but still plausible?

I think she meant symbolic. Not a literal cherub, or literal English, but someone who essentially fulfills the same task. As to that, I'm not positive on including something for all those, but we can certainly have more than one villain.

I highly recommend the LE stand in. He's after all the REAL badie, and how can little humans, little confused teenagers like us outrun him, when he's already here?

I wouldn't have someone with abilities similar to English though. Obviously a godlike villain is in order though.

YinYangBell wrote:

I wouldn't have someone with abilities similar to English though. Obviously a godlike villain is in order though.

Maybe he could be behind the motivation for our session's Jack's gang of villains? Either bringing about this villain, or taking steps to ensure he isn't brought about - perhaps the success of our session would awaken him?

what if i prototyped a weeping angel shirt
what then

Marshall wrote:

what if i prototyped a happy friendly stuffed kitten plushie
what then

THEN EVERYTHING WOULD BE VERY GOOD AND NOT TERRIFYING, HAWK. YOU SHOULD DO THAT AND NOT ANYTHING ELSE.

hehehe

I should prototype a picture of A HAPPY FRIENDLY CUDDLY PUPPY as well, it's like double the not creepiness.

тєχ wrote:

I should prototype a picture of A HAPPY FRIENDLY CUDDLY PUPPY as well, it's like double the not creepiness.

WHY YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT THAT'S A FANTASTIC IDEA, GOOD CHAP.

Well, I'm pretty sure prototyping a ring and then anything would give you fractal error boss of unbeatableness.

You have it wrong. If you prototype the fluffy cute things it will make this all the more terrifying.

Cause now happy puppy clowns are trying to kill you

Oh gawsh. A is right.

Everyone prototype PERFECTLY GENERIC OBJECTS and we should be fine.