A punny exchange

A little game to get people thinking! woot woot! pun time! okay, rules- everyone posts two punny statements, paragraphs, whatever size they need (or want!) to make their pun(s) work. the first must be on the same topic as the previous puns(so if I make egg puns, the next person has to as well) and the second part is where you introduce a new topic for the next person to pun off of. Try to make them feel like we're having a silly fight or something, using mine as an example. The cornier the better.

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So you think yovaccounted for everything? Well, the yolks on you, because I'm not going down without a white, and then we shell see who the winner is.

You're not as witty as you're cracked up to be.

Hey now, you can't do anything more than what chicken do.

That doesn't mean he should have a fowl sense of humor.

You're not much butter.

You're right, I'm off in the margarine.

The man obsessed with stew is a total crockpot.

You're not very good at deadpan.

Maybe you should forefeet.

I'm no tenderfoot.

Just let me get warmed up.

You'd have to get pretty hot, because that most certainly wasn't a pun.

Limber up your mussels, we're only getting started.

You can just clam up with your insults.

This is getting bloody annoying.

You're just jealous 'cause hemo better at puns than you.

Though I shah admit, yours do have a sultan style to them that I can't compete with, so I tsarender.

I can see you're just hardly baron these puns.

If my parents were killed, I'd go batty.

Ha, you're such a joker. I'd hate to keep you talking though, I'd feel like I was robin you of all your good material. Well, this is all nice and well, but you're becoming the bane of my existence.

I'm not even sure how to deal with you. I'm not bluffing though, I'll never fold to you.

Sorry I'm late, went to go get some chips.

I'm about done Raiden the pun train. I'm too much of a Big Boss.

Ryu little shit, I give you all this and you turn it down? although, I will admit that it takes guile to know when you've lost.

admittedly, what agave you isn't that impressive. Still, leaf and I'll never speak to you again.

You're not a very good palm reader. But sure, cactus up on puns.

Warhammer jokes are just Khorney.

Then I suppose it would be politically wrong to be making them then.

Should watch and learn; obviously, I am the grater man.