The Most Curious Story Of Timothy Reilly

I had somewhat of a vague idea, of some kind of modern epic. Not necessarily a poem, just a long story with a protagonist, Timothy Reilly.

I know nothing about Timothy, but I thought it might be interesting to have one person post a part of his story, then the next, without any colloboration. We're mature enough to not try and screw with each other's ideas by making it ridiculous, or make it entirely silly, so I think it could be interesting.

Obviously I couldn' do this by myself, so any takers? I have no plot or any details in mind whatsoever. I'm open to anything.

This sounds rather interesting. Like that one smutty romance novel that was a collaboration between a bunch of people who were all given only a vague notion of a plot.

I think I heard about that, haha.

although we should, perhaps, try to veer away from their example.

No shhhh. Just let it happen.

God fucking dammit! Nothing like this ever works! It'll be like a chain-story! But worse! Because most of the people here (Myself included) do some kind of drug!

Thanks for the vote of confidence, Fleenook.

We'll dedicate the smuttiest chapter to you specifically.

Patches' edit: I'm fine with profanity, but please don't spam one letterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

LOL DRUGS MAKE THINGS HORRIBLE YOU GUISE. BLAME EVERYTHING ON DRUGS. I'M TWELVE AND I THINK I'M REALLY COOL BECAUSE I CURSE AT PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET AND AM A LITTLE PRICK TO EVERYONE. LOL.

Leaving now.

Osaka, please go on the X Factor or be a movie critic or something.

That out of the way, anyone else interested? Where should our hero (whose name we can change, just the first thing that came into my head) be in life, either geographically,emotionally, etc, etc, etc.

And then we can get to the smut.

Everytime I see this topic I want to beat my head against a server until forumotion dies...

Lolz Fleenook, and the funny thing is you wouldn't feel a thing would you?

Oh yeahs, I think you got Pwned.

I coulda sworn Flee said he was leaving. Guess he forgot 'cause of all the brain cells he lost by doing something as moronic as huffing aerosols, although there really isn't much of a change. I guess he didn't have much going for him up there to begin with.

Our hero needs either a totally tragic backstory or a ridiculous one. And I'm voting that they be oblivious to sexual advances so that we get some funny smut scenes.

Fleenook wrote:

GOD FUCKING DAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I walked right into that, didn't I.

Fleenook, please do try to avoid posts like that - as well for your most recent one. I'm just going to give you a warning for these two posts so we can all just walk away nicely.

Dont you dictate how we walk away, Patches.
*struts out of the thread*

Don' make me slap you into shape, boi!

No one walks like that in ma' forum!

*cowers out of the thread?*

viollyn wrote:

I coulda sworn Flee said he was leaving. Guess he forgot 'cause of all the brain cells he lost by doing something as moronic as huffing aerosols, although there really isn't much of a change. I guess he didn't have much going for him up there to begin with.

Our hero needs either a totally tragic backstory or a ridiculous one. And I'm voting that they be oblivious to sexual advances so that we get some funny smut scenes.

Last part, LOL. The rest, I currently want to kill you and kill you and kill you and kill you until you are DED.

Patches wrote:

Fleenook wrote:

GOD FUCKING DAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I walked right into that, didn't I.

Fleenook, please do try to avoid posts like that - as well for your most recent one. I'm just going to give you a warning for these two posts so we can all just walk away nicely.

Zen.

Ded? I would rather like to experience this 'deth' of which you speak. Sounds like an interesting experience.

Perhaps when the A-team kil-

No. That was just godawful. I'm sorry.

I'll make a starting post in a while. Any suggestions as to occupation? (I was thinking a fictional city to begin with, perhaps a series of fictional cities.)

Hm... A firefighter in Birmingham Alabama!

Firefighter? Alright. And a fictional city, I changed my mind. I figured it would give us more room to work with.

I'll make a post later (Other)

So Timothy Reilly is a sexually oblivious firefighter with a ridiculous and/or tragic backstory. He should inadvertently make these horribly obvious sexual innuendos involving the fire hoses and stuff, then not understand why people are laughing or looking offended.

So a bumbling idiot with a chance to make jokes about his naive-ness? Cool.