A dungeons and dragons rpg by Ji. (It's my first guys, I finally popped my cherry)

No sweat wolfji.

What is your guy, er, girl gonna be?

Tiefling Paladin; the wall.

Ji: Damn. That reminds me of the tine where I got a character who could swim at 2,160 mph. It could only last 3 seconds at a time, but when his base swimming speed was 344 mph...

Arch, You don't have to take that argument as final; I don't really care either way.

Wait.... What was he? Part jet engine?

A super marlin, built by a goverment conspiricy?

So we have our wall, our brute, we'll work on our leader, we're waiting on our controller.

Haha, Eo, part of me wanted a female character anyway.

Dolphin-totem Lunar, Martial Arts 5, a really powerful hearthstone that doubled movement rates, a martial art that revolved around surprise attacks and incredibly fast movement (which included a charm that let you add a large multiplier to your dash speed after all other actions, so you could "go to warp" for three seconds at a time)... and then a water elemental familiar so he could swim on dry land.


I could only hit that speed for three seconds at one time, but I went two miles when I did it.

Did I mention that said martial art is designed for delivering the mail while being pursued by demons?

A... A... DOLPHIN!

That... is... my lord man, if you hit something... you'd be like, exploderated.

We're nearly ready to work on your complilation, Eo.

That's what perfect dodges are for.

Okay. I'll start up skype, but I'll go slowly.

Exploderated. I think that is the best outcome.

Indeed go really, really slow.

I suppose that is, Eo, I suppose that is.

G? Who you callin' G, dawg?

You people are so lucky to have some chick in tons of armor protecting your asses.

...

At least I think she has tons of armor. Maybe. We'll see?

She does. It's like, atleast a bikini, it uh, provides optimal coverage that way, totally.

No it's plate, fully plate, don't worry.

My halflings in full plate are far more halarious. I want you to imagine being defended by a wee person.

Chick in armor? I'm a freakin' Dragon Barbarian! I think I can take care of myself.

Yay plate and not bikini armor!

...

*punts a halfling*

But Bikini armor might've attracted the eye of the barbarian.

Man, my luck is usually terrible though, my friend, when he dms, he always hands me bikinimail, and I play as a dude. He's just mean.

Resetting my password. (headlap)

Bikini maille? What about a broadsword? (I didn't think of that, someone else did)


EDIT: Okay, we're good now.

I was always more of a man of bludgeoning impliments.

I thought dragonborn didn't like tieflings. Or was wolfji lying/confusing things?

Don't worry I'm sure it wouldn't have happened anyway.

You never know, its not set in stone.

So if it hasnt been taken in the last two pages, can I be controller? I have my sheet ready for filling and everything!